Have you ever wanted to procrastinate but that pesky proper education that your responsible parents drilled into you is getting in the way? Do not worry young grasshopper, just follow the vague guidelines displayed in this poorly written article and you too may one day be a useless addition to society, a parasite feeding off relatives you managed to convince that you are going through “a rough patch” or that you are on “an internal journey of self-discovery”. Do not worry if that little voice in your mind tells you to stop reading this article and do something productive. By the time you have internalized the wisdom written below, your mind will stop working almost entirely and you will gain amazing powers! Yes, I said amazing powers, like being able to postpone urgent matters to some unspecified point in the future, while feeling only mildly concerned about the consequences or learning to feel comfortable in your skin even if you haven’t showered or changed clothes in 5 days. Those…
The sound of a bowling ball spiraling into a strike is one of my favorite. To me, it invokes a feeling of accomplishment. Myself, I was on a bowling team for 6 years. Bowling is a positive way to exercise and be focused as a team. History of Bowling At 7,000 years old, bowling originally started in Egypt. Interestingly enough, a bowling ball and pins were found buried in an Egyptian child’s grave. Flash forward to the mid-1800s and bowling was all the rave in the United States. New York housed the first indoor bowling lanes, using 9 pins instead of the now-a-day 10 pins. The American Bowling Conference (ABC) was founded for men only in 1895, whereas the WIBC for women came to be in 1916 (www. hanoverhornets.org). Bowling has been also called kegling, nine pins, and skittles. The word “bowl” came from “bubble” originally. Bowling can be either indoors or outdoors. …
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