I bet a lot of people will cringe at the sight of the title of this article and I’ll probably get my ass handed to me online. Even so, I want to pursue this idea and develop it into an argumentative essay/story told from experience type of deal. I am aware of how bad this sounds and even so, I still want to write this article. That should make the reader aware of a quiet desperation that the author goes through and I do not believe that I am alone in this. Women like the idea of having equal rights to men while despising the reality of the responsibilities that come with it. I like women. They are the main reason that I get out of bed in the morning. I have a lot of women in my life and each is like a beautiful song that I have added to my most intimate playlist. Women are awesome and I am so glad that I have the opportunity to be with them. Having said all that, there are also female behavioral patterns that I have noticed on more than one occasion and left unchecked, these patterns…